The Baby Chronicles: Log 9: Day 214
"Have a baby," they said. "It will be fun," they said. "It's only 9 months..." LIES! Ok, I may have an increased level of changing hormones raging through my system right now that is bringing out the drama, BUT in all seriousness, let's just talk for a second about the things women never talk about in the last trimester... When was someone going to tell me that my hands would go numb and be swollen and I would have no grip after I wake up in the morning? When was someone going to tell me that having a belly 3x my normal waist circumference was going to make it hard to sleep, exercise, move, breathe, to sit comfortably...actually, now that I think about it, just make everything hard! When was someone going to tell me that my feet would be swollen at the end of every day? ...that my eye sight would get worse...that my wedding ring would no longer fit...that my capacity for focus would diminish...that my whole world would change, including my house a...